Michael gave me a DOG book for Mother's Day with a note that said: Pick one!
So, I picked an Anatolian Shepherd & he said: No...too aggressive.
I picked a German Shepherd and he said: No... way too aggressive.
I picked a Bulldog and he said: No... too ugly and they slobber.
I threw in a Chihuahua just to test him and he said: No... too little and they're yappy.
So, I said: Michael, what kind of dog do you think I should I pick?
And he said: Why don't you pick a Lab?
So, now we're looking for a Chocolate or Silver Lab - a really big, yappy, slobbery one that will jump on bad guys who try to break into the house.
I'm giving Michael a fence for Father's Day!
It's going to take a while to pick out the material and design.
What does any of this have to do with green?
Well, the fence will probably be made from recycled materials and when I walk our Lab, I'll use biodegradable doggie bags.



